The Truth About Beaches in Malta

Spoiler alert: Malta is a rock. Most "beaches" are flat rocks. But that's actually better – no sand in your swimsuit and the water is crystal clear.

Sandy Beaches (If You Must)

Golden Bay: Beautiful, golden sand, easy parking. Crowded but classic.
Ghajn Tuffieha (Riviera): Right next to Golden Bay but down 200 stairs. Fewer people, better vibe, wilder. Go here.
Mellieha Bay: Huge, shallow for 50 meters. Great for kids, boring for adults.

Rocky Spots (The Local Way)

St. Peter's Pool: A natural swimming pool carved into the rock. Jump from the cliffs. No shade, bring water.
Ghar Lapsi: A fisherman's cove with incredibly blue water. Great for snorkeling.

The Blue Lagoon Trap

It looks like paradise on Instagram. In reality, it's packed with 5,000 people fighting for a square inch of rock. Go at 8:00 AM or after 4:00 PM. In the middle of the day? Forget it.

Buy "reef shoes" (ugly rubber shoes). The rocks are sharp and there are sea urchins. You will look uncool, but your feet will thank you.