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From the Knights of Malta to Gladiator. Valletta, Mdina, Hypogeum, Blue Grotto. The entire Mediterranean story in one game.
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Best ride-hailing app in Malta. Fixed price upfront, drivers everywhere, no surprises. Uber exists but is pricier and poorly covered, skip it.
80+ routes. 2h ticket: EUR 2 (winter) / EUR 2.50 (summer). Explore Card EUR 25 / 7 days. Tallinja app on phone.
From EUR 15/day. Left-hand traffic! Parking in Valletta paid (MCP EUR 6/day). Outside Valletta, easy and free.
Valletta ↔ Three Cities: EUR 2.80, every 30 min. Sliema ↔ Valletta: EUR 2.80. Fast and scenic!
From 30-minute strolls to full-day expeditions
Discover Birgu, Senglea and Cospicua — three historic cities older than Valletta. Fort St. Angelo, Gardjola Gardens, Gladiator's Fort Ricasoli and much more.
Eight stops from Episode 261 — from Birgu's empty streets and the Inquisitor's Palace, through lobster at St. Paul's Bay, Europe's most beautiful beach at Golden Bay, to the Gozo ferry from Ċirkewwa.
Walk along Malta's highest cliffs with views of Filfla island. From Dingli Cliffs via the Laferla Cross to the mysterious Buskett Gardens — Malta's only forest.
The deepest Malta knowledge collection — from 5,900-year-old temples to Hollywood. Knights, sieges, UNESCO, 7,000 years of history.
Valletta panorama from Grand Harbour
Mdina — The Silent City at sunset
Colourful luzzu boats in Marsaxlokk
Three Cities — Birgu, Senglea, Cospicua from the water
Upper Barrakka Gardens — harbour panorama
Sliema — coastline panorama and promenade
Sources: Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA), Unsplash (CC0), Wikipedia (editorial)
10 surprising facts you won't find in standard guidebooks
In 60 AD a ship carrying prisoner Paul of Tarsus to Rome wrecked off Malta's coast (Acts 28). Paul spent 3 months here and tradition holds he converted the island to Christianity. The wreck is located in St. Paul's Bay — every February 10th Malta celebrates "The Shipwreck of St. Paul" (il-Nawfraġju) as a national holiday.
Malta is the only country in the world to receive the George Cross — Britain's highest civilian decoration for bravery. King George VI awarded it in 1942 for heroism during 3,000+ Axis bombing raids. The Cross appears in the upper left corner of Malta's flag — the only such case in the world.
Maltese is the only Semitic language written in the Latin alphabet and the only Semitic language that is an official EU language. An Arabic core (~60%) with massive Sicilian, Italian and English overlay. "Bonġu" = good morning (from Italian buongiorno). The letter "ħ" is a voiceless pharyngeal "h" — it doesn't exist in any other European language.
Malta has 1,672 people/km² — more than Monaco if counting only EU countries. Over 530,000 people live on 316 km². For comparison: Warsaw has 3,500 people/km², but that's a city — Malta is an ENTIRE COUNTRY at that density. Yet on the south coast (Dingli, Żurrieq) you'll find empty cliffs for kilometres.
"One for every day of the year" — popular Maltese saying. In reality, Malta has over 360 churches and chapels on 316 km². Every village has at least one, and Victoria on Gozo has 15. The festa (patron saint festival) is the most important event of the year in each village — with fireworks, processions and illuminations.
Beneath Valletta runs a network of underground tunnels from the Knights' era — connecting forts, ammunition stores and hospitals. During WWII they were expanded as air raid shelters (Lascaris War Rooms, now a museum). It's estimated only 60% of the tunnel system is known — the rest awaits discovery.
Since 1925, over 120 films and TV series have been shot in Malta. Mediterranean Film Studios in Kalkara has the world's largest outdoor film water tank (110×73m). Fort Ricasoli has "played" Rome, Troy, Babylon, Benghazi and Westeros. Malta is Europe's 2nd busiest film location after London for major productions.
The Ħal Saflieni Hypogeum is the only prehistoric underground temple in the world (3300–3000 BC). UNESCO limits entry to 80 people per day — humidity from tourists' breath threatens 5,000-year-old paintings. Tickets (EUR 40) sell out 2–3 weeks ahead. The "Oracle Room" acoustics amplify the bass of the human voice to 110 Hz.
Malta drives on the left — a legacy of 164 years of British rule (1800–1964). The only country in continental/Mediterranean Europe (besides Cyprus and the UK) with left-hand traffic. Steering wheel on the right, roundabouts clockwise — tourists need about 2 days to adjust.
In 1565, 40,000 Ottoman soldiers attacked Malta defended by just ~700 knights and 8,000 Maltese militia. The siege lasted 4 months. Fort St. Elmo fell after 31 days — 1,500 defenders died, but it cost the Ottomans 8,000 men. Voltaire wrote: "nothing is more well known than the Siege of Malta."
Go to the game page, enter a nickname and start a Malta session. Your phone GPS lets you check in at locations within 100m.
Malta has a great bus network (Tallinja). 2h ticket: EUR 2 (winter) / EUR 2.50 (summer). Explore Card EUR 25/7 days. For taxis: use Bolt, best app in Malta, fixed price, drivers everywhere. Uber exists but is more expensive and poorly covered.
Realistically 3-5 days. Speed Runner (16h) needs a car and good planning. It's a challenge!
Hypogeum: YES, book at least 2 weeks ahead (EUR 40, 80 visitors/day). Other monuments need no reservation.
Visit 4 knight locations: St. John's Co-Cathedral, Grand Master's Palace, Fort St. Elmo, and Fort St. Angelo.
50 locations, 8 badges, from Knights to Hollywood. Explore real Malta with GPS in hand — no app, free.
Nine stops from Robert Makłowicz's Episode 260 — from Renzo Piano's Gate, through the Co-Cathedral with Caravaggio and Barrakka Gardens, to Rubino restaurant recommended by President Metsola. All of Valletta in one day, following the Master.
Six stops from Episode 262 — from Popeye Village through Malta's best pastizzi at Crystal Palace, Wignacourt College, catacombs beneath Rabat's streets, to rabbit ravioli at Root 81.
In the footsteps of the Knights of St. John through Valletta. From St. John's Co-Cathedral via the Grand Master's Palace, Fort St. Elmo to Fort St. Angelo in Birgu — with a ferry across Grand Harbour.
Five stops from Episode 262 — Mdina Gate (Game of Thrones!), St. Paul's Cathedral, Palazzo Falson, boutique Palazzo Xara and views from the walls after dark. Makłowicz recommends Mdina in the evening — "the most atmospheric place in Malta."
A culinary trail through Marsaxlokk — from the fish market through pastizzi and ftira to the best Maltese flavors. The Sunday market is a must!
Drive to three of the oldest free-standing structures on Earth. Hagar Qim, Mnajdra and Tarxien — UNESCO sites, 5,000+ years of history.
Drive in Hollywood's footsteps across Malta — Fort Ricasoli (Gladiator), Malta Film Studios, Mellieha (Munich) and Popeye Village. A day full of movie magic!
Discover the "Silent City" — Malta's medieval capital. Narrow streets, stunning cathedral, St. Paul's Catacombs and panoramic views across half the island.
From Upper Barrakka through the Co-Cathedral and Palace to Lascaris War Rooms — Valletta as a city of art and culture. A different angle than typical tourist routes.
From spectacular Blue Grotto through Wied iz-Zurrieq cliffs, Ghar Hasan caves to colorful Marsaxlokk. Malta's southern coast at its finest.
Classic seaside promenade walk with views of Valletta. Perfect sunset route with plenty of cafes, rock beaches and panoramas.
Epic trail across 3 islands following the Knights of Malta — from their first settlement in Birgu (1530), through the Great Siege of Valletta, coastal watchtowers, to the Gozo Citadel and Comino Tower. 23 waypoints, 5 stages, the entire history of the Order beneath your feet.
Check in at Mdina after 8:00 PM, that's when the Silent City is truly silent!